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The Teardown · Milton & the GTA West

Find out what your site is costing you before you spend a penny fixing it.

Most people are told their website needs rebuilding by the person who wants to rebuild it. This is the opposite of that: a written audit of the site you have, eight ranked problems worst-first, a plain-English fix for each, and an honest verdict — including leave it alone, if that is the answer.

Order the teardown — $450 Back within three business days. Credited toward a build if you go ahead.

What you actually get.

A document you can act on, or hand to whoever built the site. Not a PDF of generic best practice with your logo on the front.

  • 01Eight ranked problems, worst firstRanked by what it is costing you, not by what is easiest to write about. If there are only four real problems, you get four and I say so.
  • 02A plain-English fix for each oneWhat to change, and roughly what it takes. Written so you can hand it to any developer — not written so that only I can do it.
  • 03What it is doing on a phoneMeasured on a real phone-sized screen: load time, tap targets, whether the thing you want people to do is reachable with one thumb.
  • 04Whether people can find you at allWhat you show up for, what you do not, and whether your Google listing and your site agree with each other.
  • 05An honest rebuild-or-keep verdictThe paid way to find out whether you even need me. Sometimes the answer is that your site is fine and the problem is somewhere else. I would rather tell you that for $450 than sell you $4,800 of the wrong thing.

Order it.

Paid in full, because it is a piece of work rather than a project. Card payment through Stripe — the studio never sees your card details.

$450CAD · paid in full

Credited toward a build if you go ahead. Order the teardown, and if you then hire me for any package, the $450 comes off the price. Which means the honest verdict costs you nothing if the answer turns out to be yes.

You will be taken to Stripe to pay. The teardown lands in your inbox within three business days, written by the person you are emailing — there is only one of us.

When not to buy this.

  • You have no website at all. There is nothing to tear down — start with a build instead.
  • You already know exactly what is wrong and you just want it fixed. Skip this and go straight to the build; the audit would only tell you what you told me.
  • Your site is a single page that exists to show your phone number, and it does that. It is doing its job. Keep it.
  • You want someone to tell you the site is fine. I might, but I might not, and you cannot have the $450 back for disagreeing with the answer.